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A Few Dark Jokes For You

A little comic relief if you like dark humor

Ian Worrall
1 min readMay 9, 2021
Photo by Marija Zaric on Unsplash

I came up with a few darker jokes along with links to purchase mugs with the jokes on them. If you like darker humor, you might like the jokes, if not, then don’t read the post.

Whenever a cat is walking away from you with its tail in the air, consider the possibility that the cat might be mooning you. Click below to check out the mug:

https://www.gearbubble.com/whatyourcatisreallythinking

Have you ever wondered if the king of France’s last words before they guillotined him were, “Hey anybody out there wanna be king for a day?”

https://www.gearbubble.com/guillotined

Go to a fish store and check out the piranhas and tell me the look on their faces isn’t one of, “Hmmm, you look tasty.”

https://www.gearbubble.com/piranhamug

When you’re in a shark cage surrounded by sharks you just know they’re thinking, “You be sure you never leave that cage ’cause I’ve got the munchies.”

https://www.gearbubble.com/funnyshark

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Ian Worrall
Ian Worrall

Written by Ian Worrall

Ian Worrall is a fiction author. Check YouTube @Thegrayhairedwriter, ianworrallauthor.com/free-gift, and a certified meditation instructor from Aura Wellness.

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